A new employee joins the

A new employee joins the Co. & is required to have a password setup for his pc. Boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. Secretary asks the man for the password. Man try to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, ‘Penis’ Blushed, the secretary input the password Penis, & [...]

May 31st, 2010 | Category: Adult Sms | Leave a comment

PAPA : vo kon si

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

May 31st, 2010 | Category: Adult Sms | Leave a comment

Birthdays are good for you.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

May 31st, 2010 | Category: Birthday Sms | Leave a comment

"Love is like playing the

“Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.”

May 31st, 2010 | Category: Romantic Sms | Leave a comment

teacher bache se :aap bare

teacher bache se :aap bare hain ya aap k papa? bacha: mai barra hon teacher: wo kaise? bacha: mai mama ka dodh nahe peta lekin papa abi tak pite hain

May 30th, 2010 | Category: Adult Sms | Leave a comment

Sardar dost say: Yar BV

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day

May 30th, 2010 | Category: Adult Sms | Leave a comment

Here's a birthday spanking, Sent

Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

May 30th, 2010 | Category: Birthday Sms | Leave a comment

Moments that have been attached

Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever……. Make me Miss You even more this Navratri. Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! HAPPY Navratri…

May 30th, 2010 | Category: Navratri Sms | Leave a comment

"If I could reach up

“If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.”

May 30th, 2010 | Category: Romantic Sms | Leave a comment

Lady: Doc se, mairy boobs

Lady: Doc se, mairy boobs bohat chotay hain, kya karon??? Doc: aap ko rooz mairy paas aana hoga, may in ko choos choos k bara kar donga.. Lady: Ok, may kal say apnay husband ko b lay kar aaonge, un ke lulli b bohat chote hay

May 29th, 2010 | Category: Adult Sms | Leave a comment
 
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