anurana | Jokes & SMS

Aurat or Tea me hamesha

Aurat or Tea me hamesha 7-Qualities dekho. 1) Tez ho. 2) Garam ho. 3) Meethe ho. 4) Doodh ziada ho. 5) Gori ho. 6) Do mint me taiyar hojaye. 7) Rat ko sone na de.

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Santa Police Se: Kal

Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha..

u r alwayz on ma mind…. a girl such as u is rare to find…. u wil alwayz be in ma mind wat eva i do & say…., we wil alwayz be together, till eternity….. i wil alwayz love u darlin, my heart has a special place reserved just for u….

ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED.

ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED. FIRST NIGHT HIS WIFE EXCUSED DUE TO PERIOD. GUY SEND SIGNAL . RED ALERT IN FRON.TO HQ.FOR EXTENSION OF LEAVE. HQ REPLIED ATTACK FROM BACK AND REPORT BACK

Sardar g Falls Inside A

Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit … !!! A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi … Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi … ;->

We can’t live without somebody

We can’t live without somebody else that you love. It is alter when they are impediments. It is like it steals our life…

Do kamzor Lun apas ma

Do kamzor Lun apas ma bath kar rahy they. dono ne apni kamzori k bare ma bataya: Pehla bola yaar mera malik mujh se machine bhohat chalata ha. Dosra bola yaar mera malik tu machine ka kaam bhi hath se karta ha

Santa – Woh Ladki Baheri

Santa – Woh Ladki Baheri Hai Banta -Kaise? Santa – Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli “Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai”

Woman is equal to problem,

Woman is equal to problem, When it comes to it. The problem is equal to money, Therefore it is a root of us. The love is seem like is a part of our life,

Jokes & SMS

Categories

Archives