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Happy holi to you and

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas… fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now… Merry Christmas once again.

Happiness is like a penis-

Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!

At Christmas A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year; He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season”s here; Then he”s thinking more of others than he”s thought the months before, And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for. He is less a selfish [...]

Roses are reddish Violets are

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren”t for Christmas We”d all be Jewish.

Sing hey! Sing hey! For

Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let”s all be jolly!

Love is what''s in the

Love is what”s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

We consider Christmas as the

We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice

Five times in the last

Five times in the last 2,000 years the Church has to all appearances gone to the dogs In each case it was the dogs that died

Christians are supposed not merely

Christians are supposed not merely to endure change, nor even to profit by it, but to cause it

The truth is that Christian

The truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not only opposed to the scientific spirit, it is also opposed to all attempts at rational thinking

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