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Talk 2 me wen I?m

Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE. Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS [...]

Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe

Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe wid his wife. Sardaar: jaldee Pee Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee. Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa? Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh, Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs & Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs

A Beauty ful Grl Goez

A Beauty ful Grl Goez 2 Skin Specialist Doctor n Asks: Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..? Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee.

Under da sea, dere layz

Under da sea, dere layz a rock, in da rock, there iz an envelopeee, in da envelopeee, dere iz a paper, on da paper, dere r 3 wordz “Forget me not”

Promise me that we will

Promise me that we will alwayz bee gr8 frnds. YU r tha root,I m tha Ground.YU r da sun,I m da brightnesss.YU r tha Joy,I m th Luv n I m da Treee n yu r da MONKEYY!!! Lolz…

once i heard dat sum

once i heard dat sum 1 called ur name. i luked back to seee, buh dere waz no 1 sudddenly i realized that its my heart beat, remembering yu.

Loving iz nt how U

Loving iz nt how U forget bt how U forgive, nt how U listen bt how U understand, nt wat U see bt how U feel, & nt how U let go bt how U hold on…

-.. i -.. dun *-..

*-.. i *-.. dun *-.. have *-.. to *-.. wish *-.. be cuz *-.. my heart *-.. iz *-.. already <–stolen—~>

I hve a new camera

I hve a new camera your snap please… don’t move 1 2 3 smile please ready ohho those who live in someones heart can’t have a snap!!!

Meeting U was luck, becoming

Meeting U was luck, becoming yr friend was abundance, bt falling in love wid yu was completely out of my mind.

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