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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Santa Police Se: Kal

Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha..

Sardar g Falls Inside A

Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit … !!! A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi … Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi … ;->

Santa – Woh Ladki Baheri

Santa – Woh Ladki Baheri Hai Banta -Kaise? Santa – Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli “Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai”

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;->

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

Sardar 1

Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola: Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Sardar K Truck K Peechay

Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha “Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar” Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Banta:Simple Hai Yar Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na..

sardar ne shok me roza

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba son:nai g again asked: dooba kia son:Pnai g sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga…

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