Listen, are you always this

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?…

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

Your network tariff has changed

Your network tariff has changed Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaperCongrats You can make free calls!

Scientists all over the world

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age…

Those beautiful eyes, that

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?..

Man: Your place or mine?

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine. Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone. Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell..

It"s better to let someone

It”s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it…

I"d love to ask how

I”d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can”t count that high.

U r sweet like

U r sweet like TOM Cute like JERRY Naughty like BUGGS BUNNY Clever like ALADIN, Strong like POPYE INSHORT…

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?

Dekha tumne kya socha tha..? tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj.. … .. … … ANIMALS DAY HAI…