Jokes & SMS

Whats an average 6 inch long Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};-

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet! Lastnite i went 2 bed without u. Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you. Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.