Jokes & SMS

Sardar got an invitation to a party which said “Red Tir Only” When he went to party, He was surpeised to find that others were wearing pants and shirts also…

Once sardar friend was making call 2 sardar. every time he got the reply”switched off”.finally he went to sardar and asked what happened to your mobile? sardar said nothing happened to my mobile.then he asked why its getting switched off? ohhhhhhhhhh its my daillar tone..

Shahrukh Khan In KBC Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend???

A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..!

A Sardar gives 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled,undresses, lies down, spreads her legs & says:”This is for the roses” Sardar:”Why, Cant you find a vase?”