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If your don't like dirty

If your don’t like dirty msg, don’t read this……….. A white dog fell into the mud… became so dirty!!! ha ha….

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

Wife: Darling today is our

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? usband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

U cant imagin ppl do.IN

U cant imagin ppl do.IN TEMPLE ONE PERSON – in middle of the arthi he lit a ciggratte,i really shocked i dropd the beer*

One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i [...]

Manthiri: ArasE, pakkaththu naattu mannan

Manthiri: ArasE, pakkaththu naattu mannan namakku pOr thoduththu varuvathaaka SMS anupiyirukkirAn. Arasar: ‘Message sending failed’nu nee thiruppi oru SMS koduththudu, SMS anupalannu avan kuzhampipPokattum…

thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum…

thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum… veLLi cheyinna urukkunaa VeLLi varum… appa… cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?

Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru?

Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!

Oruvar: Enunga.. oru kaalla blue

Oruvar: Enunga.. oru kaalla blue color socksum matrtra kaalla brown color saaksum pOttu irukeenga.. yEn? Matravar: athuthaan yenakkum puriyala.. veetlayum ithE mathiri oru Jodi irukku!

Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu

Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga…. Sardar: vEndaam, innaikku erumbbukku powder vaangittu pOnaa.. athu nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum…

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