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	<title>Jokes &#38; SMS</title>
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		<title>Aurat or Tea me hamesha</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Aurat or Tea me hamesha 7-Qualities dekho. 1) Tez ho. 2) Garam ho. 3) Meethe ho. 4) Doodh ziada ho. 5) Gori ho. 6) Do mint me taiyar hojaye. 7) Rat ko sone na de.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Santa Police Se:  Kal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>u r alwayz on ma</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>u r alwayz on ma mind&#8230;. a girl such as u is rare to find&#8230;. u wil alwayz be in ma mind wat eva i do &#38; say&#8230;., we wil alwayz be together, till eternity&#8230;.. i wil alwayz love u darlin, my heart has a special place reserved just for u&#8230;.</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>u r alwayz on ma mind&#8230;. a girl such as u is rare to find&#8230;. u wil alwayz be in ma mind wat eva i do &amp; say&#8230;., we wil alwayz be together, till eternity&#8230;.. i wil alwayz love u darlin, my heart has a special place reserved just for u&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED. FIRST NIGHT HIS WIFE EXCUSED DUE TO PERIOD. GUY SEND SIGNAL . RED ALERT IN FRON.TO HQ.FOR EXTENSION OF LEAVE. HQ REPLIED ATTACK FROM BACK AND REPORT BACK</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar g Falls Inside A</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>We can’t live without somebody</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We can’t live without somebody else that you love. It is alter when they are impediments. It is like it steals our life&#8230;</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Do kamzor Lun apas ma</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Do kamzor Lun apas ma bath kar rahy they. dono ne apni kamzori k bare ma bataya: Pehla bola yaar mera malik mujh se machine bhohat chalata ha. Dosra bola yaar mera malik tu machine ka kaam bhi hath se karta ha</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Santa &#8211; Woh Ladki Baheri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Santa &#8211; Woh Ladki Baheri Hai Banta -Kaise? Santa &#8211; Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli &#8220;Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai&#8221; </p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Woman is equal to problem,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Woman is equal to problem, When it comes to it. The problem is equal to money, Therefore it is a root of us. The love is seem like is a part of our life,</p> ]]></description>
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